Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Latina Mixing Pot

When specifically 3 males and 2 women have an orgy, on a bed covered with feces, rolling around in it. The goal is to right to the death and stop when one person has died. This is a popular thing to do in Mexico.

I’m bored. I think I’m gonna act in a Latina mixing pot.

by ToastedFork December 1, 2020

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Pot Pocket

When you have recently carried marijuana in your pocket and there are now many fragments left behind.

The result of such event as follows;

1) loose buds with out a bag
2) packed bowl in pocket
3) loose scraps of weed that used to be some dank leaf

"dammit, i just realized that i should've brought a plastic bag because now i have Pot Pocket"

by tree luver June 17, 2012

POTS

What you yell at a bad driver when you're tired of always yelling "STOP!"

Tina: POTS! You're going to hit that white truck!
Nadia: Ahh, oh my God!

by Missdew January 22, 2014

Pot head

Someone who wears a pot on there head.

hey dude jerry is a real Pot head

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018