Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020

Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Mr. Noah

Evil.

Did you see Mr. Noah today? He’s looking extra menacing.

by Luckknobs November 30, 2021

Noah

noah is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fat

person 1: your such a noah
person 2:how dare you call me fat

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Noah

A mexican

Omg is that a Mexican!
-oh no, it's just Noah

by Addieeeeeeeee June 20, 2019

Noah

Will fuck your mum and bang her faster than ur stepson could. He's got a big dick and is big brain without him u suck

Hi Noah
Yo cunt wassup

by Your mother is nice1 October 18, 2021

Noah

Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.

'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, not surprised!'

by Electrafya July 5, 2024