Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
by Frito_lays October 5, 2023

by BlueNinja70 January 7, 2017

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.
by Never here October 2, 2021

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020


IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
by Lana dady October 3, 2022
