An absolute wanka who licks everyone’s bum holes and enjoys it. Also he owns a white van and there has been kids missing in his area (I think him). Pretty much don’t go near him or his van because you might not be there for school tommorow.
by 007988 May 9, 2019
Get the Ethan Chappellmug. Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023
Get the Ethan Matthewsmug. Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan, Is a fatty
by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. An ethan cotton kid is a fatass that walks around like a melted ice-cream. He rarely does exercise but runs when he smells food.
by Calebs a dick November 12, 2019
Get the Ethan Cottonmug. by Mini mgb April 24, 2022
Get the ethan lomaxmug. by turtlelird27 November 3, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. The physical act of extracting one's uterus and replacing it with a V8 engine (based on the Lancia V4 engine) with V-angles of 14–24 degrees, allowing the unfortunate victim to transform into a racist femboy transformer. The victim would also unfortunately, turn Somali.
Bryan: Yoooo I might do a Dirty Ethan Wai on that James Chen fellow next door, you down to join?
Junbai: Yeah sure ;))
Junbai: Yeah sure ;))
by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025
Get the Dirty Ethan Waimug.