An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
by beamguru August 8, 2025
Get the zombie catmug. A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016
Get the forum zombiemug. When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.
by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020
Get the Zombie news-corpmug. by DoctorWho? March 8, 2015
Get the zombiemug. by TEric1989 October 21, 2020
Get the Zombiemug. A tall, furry specimen that knows how to code in LUA and wears developer socks, because it is like that.
“Hey, do you know Zombie (OABD)?”
“Yeah! That’s the owner of OABD.”
“But what about his other feats?”
“….”
“I don’t know, probably Zombie (AKOND).”
“Yeah! That’s the owner of OABD.”
“But what about his other feats?”
“….”
“I don’t know, probably Zombie (AKOND).”
by R3d4cT3d January 30, 2023
Get the Zombie (OABD)mug. My homies and I were chilling and this zombie wap got at us when was denied.Shit got real real fast...lmfao
by anonymous August 24, 2022
Get the zombie wapmug.