Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.
I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.
by Ajax009 September 28, 2020
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Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”
by Himothy3717327 November 25, 2023
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Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.
My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”
by Himothy3717327 November 25, 2023
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dash spider

A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.
little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111
by yourmomHAHAHAHHA January 27, 2024
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cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock
Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??
by Rashy Dwarf October 01, 2019
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alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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