russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022

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i can’t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”

by oofers🥳 November 3, 2019

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GTS (Go to Sleep)

CM Punks new finishing move, Cm punk gets a guy in a military press position (holding a guy over your head, elbows locked) and he drops the guy and introducing his opponents forehead to cm's knee thus, puttin him 2 sleep

GTS (Go To Sleep) = pwnage times a million

by kennyc July 23, 2007

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pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

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sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.

*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."

by buist2 October 17, 2008

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Sleep Deprived English

A form or use of the english language that tends to go off topic and constantly slur in speech. This form of english is common among most teenagers.

Guy 1: He dude are you alright?

Guy 2: Oh yeaah man, im joost fiiine... Is that what she really looks like?

Guy 1: Dude, you are speaking some major Sleep Deprived English.

by Dumbbunny99 November 5, 2011

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