salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Salty

Whenever you are destroying someone in COD, they become salty

"OMG U ARE SOOO TRASH" "Bro stop being so salty"

by bhdefw January 13, 2021

Salty Cowboy

When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")

Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her

by Testicular torsion February 5, 2021

Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022

Salty

1.Something that contains large amounts of salt.
2.Someone who is pissed off.

The fries were to salty

by Qwery September 23, 2017

Salty shore

When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.

ashley pulled a salty shore around a small family while no one has noticed.

by your mom :p May 15, 2018