Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

BEN Kelly

He is a fuckboy, will shift just about any girl within a 30 mile radius

“He’s gotten with like the whole year”. “He’s such a Ben Kelly”

by YourAuldWan June 1, 2019

billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets al the gals going

i want to be like billy kelly

by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019

billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets all the guys loves to rub his nips

i want to be billy kelly

by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019

Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II

"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"

by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019

Jacob kelly

A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights

He's cute he must be a Jacob kelly

by Hamsey999999 December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019