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Kai

He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet he seems scary but in reality he's just a rlly talkative and cuddly he'll never say much about him self metals the go to but will listen to soft music with bsf best bsf in the world
Person 1: Kai seems a bit scary

Person2 not rlly hes probly just tired
by anonymous April 24, 2021
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Kai

Kai is a sexy, handsome, kind, considerate, sexy, smart, funny, extremely sexy, fun, exciting and sexy person. Did I mention that he’s very sexy? Kai makes a top class boyfriend who always puts his girlfriend first (behind his favourite sport obviously) and will NEVER cheat. He gives the best advice, has a small circle of friends although he knows a lot of people. He has a lot of smoking hot girls in his DM’s but he disregards them because there’s only one girl he has his eyes on: the girl he can’t have. He doesn’t date any of the hot girls’ because he’s too concentrated on his sports career. He puts that at number one priority. Kai is someone you’d want to keep in your life, even if you don’t think it now, trust me, you do.

oh he also has a massive dick:)
hot girl 1: omg there’s Kai look good
hot girl 2: ew what are you doing he’s mine
hot girl 3: he’s not any of yours, he DMed me back last night... he said “ok” omg I hope he’s in love with me
by SarahB2000 November 19, 2021
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kai

the best person in the room a little annoying sometimes, but always the most funny person in the room.
yet can still be a little shit whenever the fuck they want to be
"that persons like a comedian"
"yeah there a true kai"

"that person just laughed with me then called me fat wtf"
"yeah there a real kai"
by Extraturtle February 10, 2020
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Kay Flock

Big DOA/7007evside fuck keem, blockwork, and sha ek all them broke ass bums
OY Member: steps out of barbershop and tried to up on Kay flock

Kay flock: shoots oy members in the neck

If ykyk
by ClapNJiggle May 9, 2024
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dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others
oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!
by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008
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Kai

Probably has at least 10 fake mental illnesses and wanks at the back of public buses
Kai- are you ok
Guy- not really my nan just got stabbed
Kai - well at least you don't have skitsofrenic depression and haven't slept in 6 weeks
Guy- fuck off kai. I literally saw you molesting a child on the bus
by Weefucker420 March 28, 2020
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Kai-Uwe

MEEEEEEEEMESSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Guy 1: KAIIIII-UWWWWEEEEE
Guy 2: what the fuck
Guy 3: Kai-Uwe cuz i have to say this to exist on Urban DICKtionary
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