January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason

Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics

by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022

January 22

Send nudes day

John: Send nudes

Emily:No

John: It's January 22nd

Emily: Oh Okay

by Jason 87282882 January 22, 2023

January 18th

annoy tf out of your tall friends.

oh hey its january 18th i can annoy my tall friends

by ur mom............... January 17, 2022

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day

It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie

by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020

January 17th

Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Bf: january 17th is Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Gf: really? Ok. What is it?
Bf: you just kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Then they kiss

by Riverdalefan5058 January 16, 2020