facebook jinks

You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.

joe blow's status message -

joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot

josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay

the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.

by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009

facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 15, 2011

Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials

Your such a facebook mom

by Gennregon June 24, 2021

facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.

I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.

by Mirkman November 16, 2010

Facebook Fondle

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.

"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."

"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"

by The bigjoe December 7, 2009

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012