Facebook Vague

Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".

I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.

I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!

by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011

facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 15, 2011

Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials

Your such a facebook mom

by Gennregon June 24, 2021

facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.

I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.

by Mirkman November 16, 2010

Facebook Left

When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile

"Yo that chick is so hot! Take a Facebook Left to see what she looked like in high school!"

by Abdullah Fata'ai August 24, 2012

facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012