When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020
Get the Iowa Creamed Cornmug. The "patois" of corn dogs, being it's a mix of cultures in the food. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
Get the Caribbean Corn Dogmug. by Bryoo August 1, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Corn Cobmug. by unscarred77 September 29, 2010
Get the Corn cave commandomug. Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.
Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
Get the Excuses are like corn ...mug. We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano
by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019
Get the Corn on da cobmug. by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
Get the Candy Corn Cockmug.