emo cake

Cake that cuts itself.

Guy #1: "I can't find any knives in the break room to cut this cake."
Guy #2: "Too bad it's not emo cake because it would cut itself"

by phizzledizzle November 16, 2011

Junie Cakes

To ask another prison to use their asshole to import/export contraband items

Big, bad prison guy: to, can I get your junie cakes?

Unexpecteding prison noob: sure!
Big,bad prison guy: alright then, I gotta go, I'll be back for those junie cakes

by DCoronaDude June 18, 2017

cake sauce

when some thing is extremely easy; a substitute for the phrase "piece of cake".

Tom:"I hit 2 doubles in my game today."
John:" Aha please, thats cake sauce."

by frexilicous February 1, 2010

ambien cake

A godawful mess of cake pieces with whole, cooked egg whites and yolks that you find the next morning, when you don't remember baking anything.

Looks like we're having ambien cake for breakfast again!

by ghostie girl May 29, 2014

cake queen

A girl with an astounding amount of ass, so much so that it literally makes her royalty be definition.

Have you met the new girl Tammy?
Yeah! She's a CAKE QUEEN!

by chelle94 January 10, 2015

cake and cookie

Cake - Ass

Cookie - Pussy

Freaky ass nigga eat the cake and cookie

by Syuxker August 16, 2016

Cake on a stick

Used to replace a noun that you can't quiet think of, or when you want to confuse someone with a load of nonsense.

Well done, you are correct! You win a Cake on a stick!

by TheDufster March 15, 2005