The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
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Even when I am driving under the speed limit, I always do a 5-0 lookback until my heart rate is back under a 100 bpm.
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Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
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Get the 5-29-19 mug.I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
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