Potato wifi

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

by Dudes bro is lol May 14, 2017

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

potato lyfe

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

corn potato

Corn potato

It stuck into and around my corn potato

by Kerfuffled28 July 11, 2022

potato vision

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

by Captratbeard May 03, 2020

Pouch Potatoes

Nuts, Balls, Twins, Tanks, Boys, and all other forms of Mr. Chubby's friends
as coined on Grey's Anatomy

Ammon spends all his time fondleing his Pouch Potatoes in class, that's why he bombed it.

by Jonathan C Forbes May 24, 2008

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone February 15, 2016