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Dylan

Woah..Dylan your leg...your still limping on it?!
by The hoe420 June 2, 2018
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Dylan

A person whose confidence is so low, they feel they have to make fun of someone else they think is weaker than them.
God, that guy is such a dick. He must be a Dylan.
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Dylan

A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
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Dylan

The guy I have a crush on
I like him, his name is dylan
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dylan sawitzky

When you can fuckin ride a dirtbike like a badass.
I rode my dirt bike like Dylan Sawitzky!!!
by Buttfucker77 June 7, 2018
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dylan ditgen

the sexest strongest man in arkansas and has the biggest gigantic penis
dylan ditgen is so sexy and awsome
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Dylan

huge cock in his pants, and hates every red haired person and is a fucking legand
Dylan is sexy
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