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Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
by sir waltifurus IV December 2, 2016
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5-29-19

National finger in class day. Make your girl proud of you!
Hey babe, today is 5-29-19 so that means you gotta finger me in class.
by 5-29-19 May 29, 2019
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the 5 knuckle shuffle

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015
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5-0 Lookback

Verb: The act of driving past a speed trap, then looking in your rear view mirror to see if the police are chasing you.
Even when I am driving under the speed limit, I always do a 5-0 lookback until my heart rate is back under a 100 bpm.
by jharmless September 6, 2015
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About 5 seconds

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023
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Wi-Five ((5))

The online version of a high-five. Abbreviation: ((5)). If an individual expresses a ((5)), it is only right for the other person to aslo express a ((5)). If the other person does not return the ((5)), he or she is leaving you hangin because they do not share your enthusiasm.
-guy #1: Hey dude I won tickets to the show this summer!! Wi-Five ((5))!

-guy #2: No freakin way! ((5))

-guy #1: You're definitely comin with bro!

-guy #2: Hell to tha yes I am! ((5))

-guy #1: ((5))!

-guy #3: Hey can I come too?

-guy # 1: Nope.

-guy #3: ...
by LiamE February 17, 2010
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$5 wrench attack

An attempt to breach a security system by attacking its human element rather than the technology itself. Most commonly used in the crypto sphere to describe tricking or extorting someone into giving up NFTs or cryptocurrency.

Named after an xkcd comic in which a man's laptop is hacked by hitting him with a "$5 wrench" until he tells the attackers his password.
Danny's having a rough week. He lost all his apes to a $5 wrench attack.
by thehuw November 9, 2022
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