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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM

Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.

It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.
Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.

not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022
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punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.
by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021
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Trap Out

1) To chill/zone out in a setting surrounded by commotion, typically somewhere like a party, OR can also be used in the absence of commotion; picture chilling in your car at midnight listening to music. Usually used in the context of zoning out to music, but can also be used to just convey the action of spacing out within the commotion (or lack thereof). 99% of the time use of the term requires the subject to be sitting or lying down, on a couch, chair, or similar object.

2) To be fully immersed and involved in music, requiring somewhat intense participation in the music, whether it be singing, dancing, or (usually) both; sort of like raving. Also (typically) involves emotional evokation from the music, similar to what you would feel at your favorite concert. This is what sets trapping out apart from simply raving, where raving only requires intense participation in the music, but does not require emotional evokation.
1) Two and a half hours into the party, John was so far gone that he decided to lie down on the coach and trap out to the new Travis Scott record that was playing

2) Last night, Darren, Scott, and Mike trapped out to live concert recordings all night; they woke their roomate up from jumping up and down so much and you could hear them shouting the lyrics from outside
by $jpj November 24, 2024
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National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!
boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day
by athleticsponge November 2, 2020
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rabbit out

Fuck off quickly. See also 'rabbit off'.
{in response to Paul Ryan R:Wisconsin's 1st District making literary allusions}

". . . hmm, then maybe you'll know this one, because it seems directly relevant to your career as a politician: does Thomas Aquinas say that human law should be framed for the community rather than for the individual?"

"I guarantee you he will turn white as a sheet and rabbit out of there."
by ridac November 20, 2013
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