Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"

He's a dirty old man who likes them young

by Lexxii A May 21, 2024

Cini Mini Man

A cini mini is a type of cereal, very popular, but some people just find them hot as hell like god damn.

"Oh man, Cini Mini Man is so hot"
"Nathan, what the fuck"

by nathan_rin November 29, 2021

Bush man

A man that brings kids Into his basement

Is that the Bush man in the Bush

by Jcool870 May 22, 2021

Livin the rich mans life

When you are livin the rich mans life.

Man, I'm really livin the rich mans life.

by Randomaniac04 May 5, 2018

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

man kegal

An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.

EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.

JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.

HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?

by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014