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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
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Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel
None for you whore,

Touche` douche`
by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
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Touching Life Globally

MAGICINE Pharma is a Social initiative which helps best access to a broad range of medicines for life-threatening diseases, in particular, Oncology (Cancer), Hepatitis, Anti-Retrovira ( HIV), Neurology and Rheumatology These medicines are not widely available and hence we bridge the gap between the trusted healthcare professionals and leading hospitals/institutions across the world with the patient. We supply to areas where reach is difficult and cannot afford medicines. Treatment is reachable and right to all.
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Touching Life Globally
by MGpharma September 25, 2020
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dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...
H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
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skank touched

When one of those really skanky girls that you no touches you and you just all of a sudden feel really dirty.
OMG! I was standin in the hall today, when all of a sudden Lanie walked by and touched my arm! I felt so skank touched i had to go and wash it off right away!
by Georgia August 21, 2003
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Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside
by chayecharsi July 27, 2022
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