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beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.
Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017
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beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!
friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff
by Max Morgan November 10, 2007
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Beef Talons

The lips of the vagina having the characteristics of beef curtains with the ability to gasp the testicles and encase them in the vagina
OMG...When I reached into her pants her beef talons almost took my hand!!
by Teh Chooper April 16, 2009
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wax beef

Fabricated or artificial discord between two or more parties. Often used in the hip-hop recording industry as an adjective phrase to describe songs depicting strife between rappers where none exists. Antonym: beef
Did you hear that new wax beef track by RZA? He was totally jocking the shit out of GZA! But it's cool man, they cool.
by Jay Ellington Duffey August 10, 2006
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Kobe Beef

A phrase pertaining to a cow of the Asian variety which translates to an "Asian cow" or Fat Asian chick.
Damn look at that girl Grace's fat ass, that's some straight Kobe Beef right there.
by TheWrathOfKhan February 10, 2015
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beef muffins

saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.
Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!
by Quackkkkerrrssss March 11, 2011
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