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Bergen Academies

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Lake Forest Academy

Lake Forest Academy(or LFA), a boarding school located in Lake Forest IL. Demographics contain: white people, white people, and white people!(Jk but srsly it's like mostly white people it's Lake Forest IL let's be fr).

A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.
Person 1: omg did that ref just call me person 2?? We don't even look alike... is the hockey team fr barking at us?? Is that his friend holding his lanyard like a leash?? Damn ig live laugh love the furry life my dude.

Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:
by Clinging On Rn :skull: August 22, 2023
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Oddport Academy

Oddport Academy is a Webtoon/Webcomic written and illustrated by David R. Otherwise known as Degnut, it's first chapter and episode was released May 19 2019, It's most recent Chapter and Episode was released at April 7 2023, The Comic is about a Protagonist with an unknown first name and presumably of Male sex ending up in a titulary boarding school full of humanoid creatures, including regular people
Matt: "Dude, you've gotta read the Oddport Academy Comic, It's hilarious!"
Wilson: "Really? I've gotta read it then!"
by Iateyourtoast. March 28, 2024
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Mahopac Academy

The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.
"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"
by Mahopachellhole April 15, 2020
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inspiration academy

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.
Jimmy: I just hazed someone in the bathroom

Tommy: was it as good as Inspiration Academy hazing
by Chip July 23, 2017
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Public safety academy

A school that really sucks but has a cool kid so cool named dominic machado the first.
public safety academy is a school i guess
by public safety academy April 23, 2019
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Bay Academy

The most retarded school ever. But it is filled with hot girls
“I go to Bay Academy, the only reason I am still here is because it is filled with hot girls.”
by Nathany03152009 January 22, 2021
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