An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 02, 2020
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023
An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.
"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
by ClassOf_06Still_A_Teachers_Pet May 27, 2024
Lemer paper is another name for "scratch paper" or "scribble paper" and is often used by old (or old appearing) math tutors, teachers and professors, or by people in education in general. The term is pronounced roughly as "lima paypa" or "limmuh paypa".
A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.
The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.
Use:
Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."
Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
Use:
Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."
Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
by thehelpdesk April 14, 2011
by Ads's best friend March 01, 2023