douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.

I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.

by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.

The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.

by KDigler February 3, 2018

Shoot and Boot

Shoot your load and boot them out.

I'd shoot and boot that chick.

by torminator October 16, 2012

Front-Shoot

Front-Shoot (front-shooting) describes taking a close-range fight in a videogame.

"Let's front-shoot them" "They are front-shooting us" "We gotta front-shoot less to win the game"

by TheRealCuba October 8, 2022

Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going

“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”

by Goobadox December 22, 2024

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021