Stop consoling me

Yeah, and...

Hym "Stop consoling me. Stop fucking consoling me. I don't want to fucking hear it from you."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Stop the steal

Ha! The pipe bomber is a 'stop the steal' guy. That's hilarious. Also, I have been playing a ton so Super Robot Wars Ys and "THUNDER BOMBER!!!" Is the best thing to yell before you do literally anything! The game pays homage to all the old mecha anime and rakes place after the events of Lelouch of the rebellion. Totally unrelated but, yeah. It slaps. I spent my entire life thinking Getterrobo looked stupid and now I'm all...

Hym "THUNDER... BOM-BERRRRRR!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."

Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"

Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."

Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"

Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

stop fucking my back

when someone is always annoying you.

“matthew stop fucking my back!”

by dipshitter January 3, 2026

Kansas City Bus Stop

When a man is fellated by a fat bitch while holding on to the roof beams of a bus stop in KC. His feet are placed on the bench while the fat chick is sitting on said bench. Bonus points if it’s during the day.

Man this fat whore needed bus fare so she asked me for a Kansas City Bus Stop.

by FuckIce January 11, 2026

Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

when you say hi and 100,000 people start throwing tomatoes at you.

you: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 1: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 2 to person 100,001: *throwing tomatoes*

by Iampotato9749 January 21, 2025

Stop It Dude

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop It Dude

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025