by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006
Get the pussy bonermug. A woman's vagina that has large pink inner lips and small outer lips. Contrary to common misconceptions, however, this has nothing to do with how tight or loose her pussy is. It is simply a product of genetics and hormones.
by motherloverr July 2, 2009
Get the Bubblegum pussymug. Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
by happy diver March 21, 2011
Get the pussy crumbsmug. My 9 year old brother comes into my room and sees an unopened tampon on the bed and says, "Is that a pussy thang?!"
by DSL MJ <3 April 9, 2009
Get the Pussy Thangmug. When a male is newly single and there are opportunities to get laid, but the guy does not pursue them because of the complications that would arise.
Guy 1: "Why didn't you hit that, she would have totally been down?!"
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."
by finmajor90 August 23, 2011
Get the pussy-lazymug. by Deep blue 2012 May 3, 2010
Get the Free pussyingmug. The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!
"Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"
by AnimalPak September 6, 2009
Get the MILF Pussymug.