Poo Chuckle

While evacuating your bowels in a public stall, a defocation sound causes you to belly laugh to yourself, or with other stall mates.
Man, when I was taking a deuce at the gym, I had a good Poo Chuckle
by Tyler Freakin Durden January 03, 2009
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Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!
by notquitsure October 29, 2015
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Weadle poo

Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.

Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.
by jlang5786 December 01, 2011
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Marbelized Poo

When you have so much anal sex your poo is intertwined with sperm. It looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. We call that a marbleized steak. You get the same effect with sperm filled shit.
Doctor: I’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.

Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.
by T-Money66 January 20, 2018
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Dinky Poo

Local name for Dinis Powis now called Dinas Powys. A small village near Penarth Glamorgan South Wales.
Got shifaced in Dinky poo last night. Almost stacked it on the country road back to penarth.
by Officer dibble December 30, 2018
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booty-poo

The excrement of a female in possession of a ghetto booty.
That whore got her sweet, sweet booty-poo all mah dick!
by OddMcGovern May 31, 2011
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poo penny

Coins you find in a toilet.
I found a poo penny.
by Say wut? boredom June 03, 2016
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