Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

paper cut

A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!

‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’

by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

Crumbled Papers Focus

Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat

Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*

by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness April 5, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥

I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole

by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016