king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.

That lad is THE Hash King bro

by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017

nipple king

The lord of Nippleoplious the mightest empire in the 69 kingdoms people fear the might of the Nipple King the man who sits upon the throne of Nipples fear him and all of his glory

"I AM THE NIPPLE KING!"

by Cel135 November 25, 2017

kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin

Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

by EiffelTower420 November 28, 2017

slav king

a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.

that gopnik is a slav king

by kvassmaster November 29, 2017

King Fed

Roger Federer is the GOAT of tennis and is still dominating on the professional circuit at age 36. King Fed has one of the smoothest all-court games and sweeps his opponents off the court not only with skill, but with incredible class and style as well. He has 19 grand slams, and (hopefully) counting. Long Live King Fed.

Guy 1: Oh thank Federer I passed that test.
Guy 2: You mean "thank God?"
Guy1: Oh, Right. I get them confused sometimes.
Guy2: Same. All hail the eternal legend, King Fed

by protikfanglmao December 3, 2017

king mo

Athletic, mostly hates doing work but when with her friends becomes a totally different girl. She is normally really fast and trusts almost everyone which is great at most times but then at other times not so great. She takes the lead and becomes your leader and when you dis obey she puts a devastating punishment upon you.

Dude she's takes the lead in everything!

I know, she's such a king mo!!

by Smaller Smalls July 2, 2016