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bandaid friend

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.
by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015
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nigerian friend

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.
Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.
by nigerianfriend December 17, 2017
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Friend Timeout

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.
While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.
by dbrock September 26, 2010
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Lovers and friends

Two people who fuck and are friends. Another word for friends with benefits.
Hey tonya, we are lovers and friends because we fuck and are friends.
by Ahriman May 5, 2018
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friend of leslie

A lesbian

A female who prefers relationships with other females.

A handsome woman
Whoa, look at that chick with the wifebeater and boxers showing. She must be a friend of leslie.
by Spunky Union July 3, 2007
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Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace
Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.
by Ben Fong March 3, 2010
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Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.
Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.
by Azenath67 May 17, 2018
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