Pixel Shopping

Window shopping and posting it on social media.

I saw him/her pixel shopping in Gucci on Instagram

by Tankthethinker May 19, 2019

Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.

Answer shopping:
“Mom can I go out tonight”

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”

by JemimaJ September 21, 2019

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

thrift shop white

A person who is basically a neck beard, only wears clothes from thrift stores and never washes them nor themselves

That kid ian that tries to be hipster and smells disgusting, yeah he's so thrift shop white

by Sherpaherder_69 February 18, 2015

used to shop at aldi

That thing Kanye shopped at

I used to shop at aldi

by Aldishit January 13, 2025