Shes Got A Great Personality

An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 24, 2010

ive got that money in the bank

wack ass line used in almost every rap song.

"ive got that money in the bank, shawty whatcha think??"

by sssssaaaaarrrrrrrraaaaaahhhhh May 18, 2007

I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

ur life got robbed

when u die to a squeaker, L.

ur life got robbed, L UR DED, SOOOO BADDDDD, UR SO DOG WATER L

by B1G_GUY March 13, 2021

bitch got me bent

A term to use if someone or something has you "messed up."And makes you dream about stabbing your friend.

Ethyn's ex? Bitch got me bent.

by FIDH March 15, 2017

I've got the white and the green

White stands for cocaine and green stands for weed.

Steve: Hey do you have anything to make this party fun?
Pauly: yeah I've got the white and the green.

by Mickler the great April 28, 2015

You Ain't Got No Soap.

Definition: 'you're full of it', 'whatever' or 'you're not that cool'. Soap is a valuable item in jail. Having a good bar of soap makes you a bit cooler, better/luckier than the rest of the inmates.

"I don't know why it's taking him so long to hang that new front door, damn, I would be finished already!"

His friend: " Oh you think you can hang doors now hu..? Psssh. Ha. You Ain't Got No Soap. "

by Homer Sully. June 05, 2013