alaskar

alaskar is the funniest yet galawgaw person he always tells a joke and he's so good at making friends

you were like alaskar

by mikey_kun June 9, 2021

Alaskan Bud Dragon

When Tony Todd cums in a girls mouth and yells "bud i got aids" and the cum goes back out her nose making her an Alaskan Bud Dragon.

Tony gave her an Alaskan Bud Dragon

by rumblingsky June 16, 2021

amaszouisrry

the best and funniest mutual ever. she’s so cool

amaszouisrry bought me a boat... she’s so cool <3

by amaszouisrry June 24, 2021

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Alaskan oil spill

After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.

Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"

Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"

by 1kookat July 23, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021