A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024

Lake

An idiot. Clueless, out of touch chav with no redeeming features.

''That Dave thinks he's cool - everyone I know thinks he's a f@qqing lake!''
''He fancies Sandra but she says he's a bit of a lake!''

by anonymous June 27, 2021

lake shit

when the weather is 80° and not a cloud in sight it’s the perfect day for lake shit

dude it’s the perfect day for some lake shit

by ainslap July 1, 2021