Texas Red-Eye

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

by MFresh May 17, 2008

Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course

When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004

Texas Gift Basket

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Texas Reptile Expo

The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.

The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.

by Tvgee January 29, 2019

Texas Two Sac

When you throw one bag on her head and one on yours as well in case hers falls off.

Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.

by MrFurly December 19, 2007

Crazed Texas Fan

Life long fan, basically will do anything for Texas football.

Impatient for your season tickets to come in the mail. So impatient that you actually called the box office and now they are emailing you the tickets. Thus resulting in a "Crazed Texas Fan!"

by Plus 1 for me September 1, 2009

Texas gravy boat

When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot

That bitch is a freak. She loves the Texas Gravy Boat

by Bottleboy 12 February 4, 2017