you drink too much

emma

Emma, you drink too much. I'm ghosting you now.

by slamminesalmon March 26, 2024

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 24, 2023

too shook to look

When you wake up in the morning and look ugly as fuck and know it but don’t want to confirm it

Damn I bet I look like yesterday’s shit! Well I’m too scared to look anyways! I’m way too shook to look

by Kermit-the-frog March 21, 2018

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

by syafinazbintezainal February 20, 2024

too good to be free

Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.

Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

by WhyDoISayThings July 07, 2021