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2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019
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Drone Sickness

As in, "suffers from"
A condition that affects conspiracy theorists. A tendency to feel sick or affected after even reading about someting conspiracy related. A product of a conspiratorial imagination.
Oh, yea, my uncle and aunt suffer from Drone Sickness. They read about those drone sightings and said they felt sick.
by Crowfriend December 19, 2024
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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.
Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.
by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025
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sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.
Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.
by Sammikjnr December 6, 2017
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Corona Sickness

Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.
"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."
by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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A sick perverted motherfucker

When someone unfollows you on instagram.
You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker
by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021
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