Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"
by Dick Bandicoot January 27, 2012
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chicken noodle soup

a gay ass dance that these fags in new york came up with just to be hella cool like the bay area.....but they suck fat nuts
chicken noodle soup is gay we rep tha bay
by calvizzal October 05, 2006
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Hairy Fishball Soup

before sexual intercourse. have your female companion insert several balls of fish into her vaginal cavity. then allow the intercourse to commence. after a few moments, have the female squat over a bowl and squeeze. after a few attempts (depending on the girth of the man) several balls of fish should emerge along with a rich fishy soup. a family treat.
"Cor Blimey, i had the nicest Hairy Fishball Soup last night"
"oh yeah?"
"oh yeah gorgeous. ate the hairs an' all"
by drumfun April 27, 2009
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Over-salt the soup

1. To take something too seriously.

2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event.
"Dude, that guy still hasn't given me back that pen!"
"It's not that big-a-deal, man. Don't over-salt the soup."
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wrong dong soup

When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.
mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"

frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"

mike "bummer man"
by benjaminFLAwats June 07, 2010
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broccoli and cheese soup

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious..usually served with crackers and cheese.
i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after school.
by leslie lovely looks April 19, 2009
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Soup Boi Hours

Similarly to Sad Boi hours, soup boi hours is every night from a time ranging between 10:49-10:59 when the only thing that can satisfy ones hungry heart is a nice piping hot bowl of soup. It is the hour when one is beckoned by the call of soup and only soup.
“Man I can’t stop thinking about soup. What time is it?”
“Oh it’s 10:53 and you know what that means. It’s time for Soup Boi Hours.
by TheSoup🅱️oi October 18, 2018
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