Luke Wightman

Prettiest smile in the east. Best style in the west. Dick biggest in the south. And his drip alone conquered the world.

“Luke Wightman is sexy as a fuckstick on crack”

by Broughton November 7, 2020

Luke

The Most awful Faggot ass Twink you will ever meet yet also the most funny skittle pack, everyone needs atleast one Luke in their friend group. P.S don't say luke i am your father you will be terminated by the Luke

"Dude, Luke Our stupid English teacher went too damn deep"

Luke:"Deep into what? your mother? surely not as deep as i go on a nightly basis"

by Eliminator December 10, 2024

Jeff Luke

The sweetest, kindest, most loving person you'll ever meet. Strong, rugged, and handsome to boot!! Possibly perfect husband and father material!

Willow: Did you see that Jeff Luke??

Rebeka: Yeah!!! I think he might be the one for me!!

by Chi Ichigawa December 18, 2012

luke

a character from star wars

im luke, luke skywalker

by the consular January 16, 2022

Luke Skywalker

The prince of Alcatraz or Luke Skywalker is a fictional character from the space attack universe. His mother peps Skywalker and his dad Santa Skywalker were his parents until lord evader blew up there hidey hole.

Luke Skywalker beats his best friend the hairy cave man

by Regular man December 12, 2021

luke wolfe

If you know a Luke Wolfe consider yourself lucky. This guy has two humongous yoga balls hanging from his fat shaft. He fears nothing and can climb on walls. If Batman and Chris Hemsworth had a baby together, it would be a Luke Wolfe. It is rumored that Luke Wolfe created the 360 no scope.

Dude: Oh my, look at that massive hot air balloon!

Other Dude: No dude, that's Luke Wolfe's left nut!

by Stuffed Buns December 14, 2023

Luke and Tony

Two of the most iconic boys in the entire hurst of sand. If Luke and tony ever see you in public you probably won’t be able to take your eyes off of them. One because of the endless chaos they encompass and two because of the atomic awesomeness all of the Akins Offer. Luke and tony will one day be the kings of the hurst and thus they shallnt be dismissed in anyway.

Luke and tony: where’s yeti?
Eddie: harough
Luke and tony; treats!
Eddie: ruff (Uber loud)

by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020