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jaxon lee

A gay and uncoordinated sloth, who can't play sports for shit he also takes his daddy's white choad. He likes to watch gay dwarf shit porn while stroking his dick with horseradish. He also gets sloppy seconds from a close friend . Jaxon is the biggest fag on the planet .
jaxon lee is the bigest fag
by bigbutts6969 April 9, 2017
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Jamie lee

A homewrecking whore who will not only destroy her own household but others as well!! Shes a lying rotten mouth disgusting fraud! She lies about having cancer and even gave herself 18 months to live (18 months come and gone hes nit dead and cancer free). Puts her kids in counseling because they think they are gonna lose their mom!! She has cheated on every man shes ever been with and even fukd her uncle earl and wrecked his home!! Claims to be a good person but shes anything but. She is full of drama and lacks the skill of brushibg her teeth!! Her teeth are green and make u wanna vomit!! If u see jamie lee grab ur man and run because shes sure to ruin ur relationship!! She gets satisfaction knowing shes hurting someone else to benefit herself!!
I sure hope jamie lee can stop spreading her legs to sleep with anither womans man, shes already ruined 4 households including her own.
by Never wrecked a home November 2, 2019
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Greasy Lee Trevino, the

Involves the anus, a nine iron, and a jar of mayonaise.
by Tom K. February 4, 2005
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spike lee joint

When you’re really expecting one kind of high from a joint and you smoke and you are sort of disappointed but not really because you’re still high but a different kind of high---the joint that you smoke a Spike Lee joint. Origin: it doesn’t live up to the hype.
"Dude, I wanted to get knocked off my ass, not this mellow shit...that was a total Spike Lee joint...it's still kind of tight because I'm high, though."
by Seán Gable April 22, 2006
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Washington & Lee University

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.
Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.
by Iambetterthanyou November 30, 2004
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Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 19, 2009
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