by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017
Get the Jason Neymeyermug. dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A awsome kid that is really hot but never shows his true identity but is funny kind and the guy of your dreams
by Shuda March 28, 2017
Get the jason shudamug. Jason is the type of guy to have a few friends but who gives everything he has for those friends. He is the type of guy to refer to girls as the ladies because he is such a gentleman. Jasons tend to wear glasses and put their hair up combed back like a real tough guy. Jasons tend to be short but with a big heart. Jasons can be found in Ohio because they just belong there. You can find a Jason doing sporty jobs, such as gym trainers, or go-carting places.
by ThedictionarMargaret April 26, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021
Get the Jason Murphymug. by JSJ918 September 25, 2019
Get the Jason Jr.mug.