Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

by Alazay November 5, 2019

Ethan

Quiet very fidgety nervous he's kinda ulgy very insecure funny when he talks but he doesn't talk to offen because hes insecure and he looks depressed but I dont think he is

Ethan is very funny

by Rebecca2197 November 6, 2019

Ethan Clorox

A guy who likes eggs

My friend is an Ethan Clorox

by slimjimisfat November 7, 2019

Ethan

This person is allowed to say the N-Word, And they are an Epic Gamer Boy.

Bob "Hey, Ethan"
Ethan "Yo, What up my Nigga"

by Bruhdog69 November 9, 2019

Ethan

The shortest person ever

Your almost as short as Ethan

by Please vote yes for this November 10, 2019

Ethan

He’s a cute boy with bright eyes and has a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s hard to read but will open up to the right person. he’s in love with this one girl probably named emma but he hasn’t realized it yet.. everyone loves ethan

Girl 1: look at the way ethan looks at emma

Girl 2: i wish he’d realize he’s in love
Girl 3: i know it’s so obvious everyone already knows!

by babycatwithdog November 10, 2019