You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.
Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?
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give me some knuck

Guy #1: Hey, nice move with Becky. You dodged a bullet.
Guy #2: I know, right?
Guy #1: Yeah, give me some knuck.
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Some Creepy Old Dude

Legend.

Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.

Look it up all all will make sense.
Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.
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Girl needs some Albuterol

Referring to the already published word on urban dictionary: Asthma with the meaning: A girl that has a large butt.

Albuterol is a prescription medication for Asthma.

As in a person who has Asthma (in this case a large butt) would need Albuterol.
Oooooooeeeee that girl has so much asthma, that girl needs some Albuterol.
by Amit Soni November 21, 2011
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lend me some hens

to borrow money, asking someone to lend you money
whats up my dog lend me some hens ill get you back on the flip side
by Nigie nig from da fif fro July 06, 2008
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scare up some ass

To go trolling for sex, usualy on the internet or people you never talk to on the contact list on your phone.
"Man, I am so horney, I need to go scare up some ass!"
by Mr. Fahrenheit December 25, 2007
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