the 5th wheel is the spare wheel attatched to the back of a slab. the 5th completes the slab. without it you are not ridin slab. it can often be seen in a tilted or "reclined" position.
by King_Grande July 04, 2010
Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course
When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us
by AdidasAngel775 November 27, 2004
Impatient for your season tickets to come in the mail. So impatient that you actually called the box office and now they are emailing you the tickets. Thus resulting in a "Crazed Texas Fan!"
by Plus 1 for me August 31, 2009
When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot
by Bottleboy 12 February 04, 2017
The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.
The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.
by Tvgee January 29, 2019
Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.
by MrFurly October 04, 2007
When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth
by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015