a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips
by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022
The sexiest man alive. He loves everyone and is very friendly. He has a nice physique and has a HUGE PENIS.
by PROe2334 May 14, 2021
He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 24, 2021
Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
Jason
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.
Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.
Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.
Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.
Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.
by wobniar May 17, 2022