Mom: Knock knock* Honey are you okay in there?
Me: Aww sorry mah I'm just brown boxing right nawh. Can you like, come back later SNIFF*?
Mom: Wtf.
Me: Aww sorry mah I'm just brown boxing right nawh. Can you like, come back later SNIFF*?
Mom: Wtf.
by Ieatpumpkins March 19, 2020
Get the Brown Boxingmug. The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.
Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023
Get the Brown Wednesdaymug. The act of two male friends who resort to recording and sending a text of the the sound of their fart via messenger or phone text in order to gain the satisfaction which has been lost due to a girlfriend or marriage.
"Man, after all these years, do you have to resort to "digital brown" to escape the married life? Its one thing to fart, but to record it and send it to me for a wake up call is another!
by ubistheshiznit June 19, 2010
Get the Digital Brownmug. A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.
Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."
Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."
by smithword January 16, 2017
Get the brown derbymug. Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton
by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010
Get the Brown Hamptonmug. When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit
by Logan boden November 3, 2016
Get the Brown Cummug. The act of pulling your pants down in an elevator and giving someone a heart attack. Commonly used in trash talking scenarios against someones mom.
by Anonymous user of epicness July 23, 2011
Get the Turner Brownmug.