find the square root of my dick

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

by KirbyEatCookie February 25, 2022

get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.

Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off

by BigSight November 6, 2010

Spockin out with my cock out

When an ulta computer geek is relaxing at his/her house chatting with his/her online friends...his/her only friends

GothChick7896: "Hey DragonballZManic5657, whacha doin?

DragonballZManic5657: "Nothin much GothChick7896, just Spockin out with my cock out."

by car999los July 29, 2008

Put my prisoner in your brig

A man's plea for a woman to let him have sex with her; the act of intercourse.

"Come on, girl, please let me put my prisoner in your brig!"

by snookywookums February 4, 2008

get out of my car now

Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS

YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!

by FURRY FAGGUT February 16, 2018

I bite my thumb at thou!

When armies took prisoners in southern Europe in the middle ages, they would sometimes be offered the chance to earn their freedom by eating a fig from a mules anus. As the captors taunted their captive, offering him this degrading method of escape, they would bite their thumbs.

I bite my thumb at thou! infidel!

by Themanwiththegiantwilly September 26, 2005

Fuck Dick. My bad rich.

When you are so pissed off that you say "Fuck Dick." and just to be safe that you don't offend the people around you, you say my bad rich as an apology to anyone with the name "dick."

Ryan: Hey drew whats wrong?
Drew: Some jacked my booze!
Ryan: Fuck Dick. My bad rich.

by Drew P to E January 10, 2009