ZD (zebra dick)

a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.

Rob was so turned on by teh gay porn that he had he gave himself a nasty case of zebra dick.

by masterchain September 5, 2004

Bougie dick

When u having sex and the dick moved u around so much u start to bougie and dance

Oh I got that bougie dick we be doing the cha Cha slide in that dm

by Bad ass tay April 29, 2019

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011

MO B DICK

Founding member and creator of the multi-platinum production team Beats By The Pound. Gangster R&B artist known for hardcore and sexually graphic lyrics. Musician extraordinaire

written and produced by MO B DICK for Beats By The Pound

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

smokes the cheesy dick

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

by Bafilius January 27, 2007

OH-YA-DICK

You would most probally hear this in Corby.
You will walk past somewhere and you'll hear this being shouted.

Shezz; ''OH-YA-DICK.''
Harris; ''Shutup shezz.''
Shezz; ''OKAY :D''

by suicideseason October 20, 2008

Hot dog dick

A fun new way to play with your wang. You take one ball in each of your hands, and wrap them over and around your dick making what looks like a hotdog. The balls are the bun and the wiener is the wiener.

"Yo bro check out my brain balls!"

"That's cool and all but check out my hot dog dick!"

"That's so rad bro

by CJ2221 October 28, 2013